1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:12,240 Sam. 2 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,880 Somebody told me to start with a joke. 3 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:52,880 I'm not good with jokes. 4 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,560 I know it's been funny, that there's been some funny things 5 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,480 happen to me, but they're not like jokes. 6 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,120 There was this one time, Mother's Day. 7 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:04,640 Martin took me out for dinner. 8 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,760 We had probably $500 with us, more. 9 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,440 But Martin had to use this credit card we'd been using way too long already. 10 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,734 I said to him, let's just pay cash. 11 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,280 But he hands over the card anyway. 12 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,494 The guy stalls us, keeps us there, says the computer's fucked up. 13 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:19,040 All that. 14 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,720 I said to him, they called the cops. 15 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,480 Anyway, long story short, Martin had to stab the waiter. 16 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,560 We're outside running. 17 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,160 I've got this dress I've got to hold up heels on. 18 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,560 Skipping through all these puddles. 19 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:36,520 Hmm. 20 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,574 That isn't actually a joke. 21 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:44,920 I guess maybe you had to be there. 22 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,640 Martin and I had some laughs. 23 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,160 My brother Chris is in aa. 24 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:52,920 He stays away from me. 25 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,080 Guess I'm a bad influence on him. 26 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,480 This girl fucked Chris when her boyfriend was out of town. 27 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,640 The boyfriend comes back a little while later. 28 00:02:01,706 --> 00:02:02,800 They both got the clap. 29 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,960 So she goes to Chris and takes him to the clinic. 30 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,200 Clinic says Chris doesn't have the clap. 31 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,054 Well, this girl wouldn't believe it. 32 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,534 I mean, she knows her boyfriend didn't her over when he was out of town. 33 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,680 She must have gotten it off Chris. 34 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,560 Except Chris doesn't have the clap. 35 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:25,054 She's got this dirty disease and she must have gotten it off of dirty Chris. 36 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:25,520 Right? 37 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,380 See, almost the exact same thing that happened to me. 38 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,320 I'm a bad influence on my brother. 39 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:36,560 Yeah, maybe he thinks he caught it off me. 40 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:41,000 Anyways, he's in a crazy Chris and I'm here. 41 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,800 It isn't my idea. 42 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:49,454 Somebody said that that chick that got up the other day, she said she looked back 43 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,640 on her life and it was a black hole. 44 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,760 Uh, okay. 45 00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:00,734 I look back and I guess all I can 46 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:04,160 say about it is I miss Martin. 47 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,680 That's about it. I miss Martin. 48 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:42,440 Love is weird love. 49 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,000 She's overdone it 50 00:03:55,320 --> 00:04:00,920 can't go on she caused it all. 51 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:04,760 Cry, cry. 52 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,640 I don't get it. What are you saying? 53 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,320 Well, how long has he been dead? 54 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,574 Hey, fuck you. I knew him too. 55 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:15,560 You're nothing special. 56 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:20,520 Pierre Tunol. 57 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:23,880 Yeah, well, they're not good. 58 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,374 I've got a situation here. 59 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:26,760 I need a guy in like an hour. 60 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,640 Pierre. Hold on, hold on. 61 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:42,040 Hi. 62 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,740 I know you're probably really mad at me, and I don't blame you. 63 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,520 Sorry, Peter. Hold on, hold on. 64 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:55,560 Do you have Money. 65 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:58,700 Do you have any? 66 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,254 No, not really. I don't, Peter. 67 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,160 So this thing. 68 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,440 No, not violence. Keep guessing. 69 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,854 No, my brother just got here. 70 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,080 He's right here. 71 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,214 That's it. Yeah, I tried him. 72 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:20,680 He's naturally the first person I thought of, and I just can't get a hold of him. 73 00:05:20,746 --> 00:05:22,120 You know Ronnie's dead. 74 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,574 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 75 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:25,720 I talked to his wife. 76 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,920 Yeah, she thinks she's cute. 77 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,560 Well, come on, then. How about you? 78 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,600 Five? I was thinking three for me. 79 00:05:38,666 --> 00:05:40,220 Cause I'm setting it up right? 80 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,920 Can we fight about this later? 81 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,120 Peter, this would be, like, a real favor to me. 82 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,040 Don't call me back. 83 00:05:52,106 --> 00:05:53,574 The guy's gonna be here in like, an hour. 84 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,040 What's the point in calling me back? 85 00:05:55,106 --> 00:05:57,760 No, I don't see your problem with this. 86 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,640 Okay, what if we split it? 250 each. 87 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,240 I said, what if we split it? 88 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:12,894 Oh, stone nodding up right on the phone, and I didn't even get it. 89 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,254 Wow. Losing my touch. 90 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,400 Chris, what do you want? 91 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,200 Oh, I want. 92 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,840 Everybody always asks me that. It's unbelievable. 93 00:06:25,906 --> 00:06:27,220 I never know what to say. 94 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:32,334 Denise, when it was obvious I wanted to get out of there, move out, end it. 95 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,340 And she kept saying it to me. What do you want? 96 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,414 Actually, what she said was, you don't. Know what you want. 97 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,760 I don't know what you want. That's the one I like to say. 98 00:06:38,826 --> 00:06:40,340 You don't know what you want. 99 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,170 I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. 100 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,610 I don't know. I don't know what I want. 101 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,694 I don't know if I want to breakfast. I don't know what I want. 102 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:46,650 Take a shower. Read a book. 103 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,780 Read a book or take a shower, I don't know what I want for the rest of my life. 104 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,800 But those questions, Bullshit. 105 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,000 What do you want, Chris? 106 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:03,520 Well, I wanted to give you this. 107 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:08,000 Doesn't it remind you, that one that you had on Duquette? 108 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:12,000 Golly, it's like a prize at the fair money. 109 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,520 How much Denise paid for my bus ticket? Stop it. 110 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:16,240 I. 111 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,574 50 bucks less, actually. Hello? 112 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,760 Where does she think you'll stay, in a tree house? 113 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,760 Call Denise right now. You need money. 114 00:07:23,826 --> 00:07:26,080 No, no, no, I can't do that. We broke up. 115 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:27,814 So call or tell her. 116 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:28,960 Breaking up was a mistake. 117 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,774 No, you're thinking it over, trying to get your head together. 118 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:32,640 It could happen. 119 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,280 It isn't actually lying. 120 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:40,574 You know, Noel, I realize there are things I can take and things that I can't. 121 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,480 And one thing that I cannot take anymore. 122 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:43,894 I just can't fucking hack it. 123 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,040 Is hypocrisy. 124 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,000 Don't. Just don't. 125 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,640 That's a cute trait, but it took you too long to learn it. 126 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,654 Five years wasn't my idea. Fuck you. 127 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,720 Chris. You're here. 128 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,520 I need money. You're gonna get me some. 129 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:00,960 You must have friends. 130 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:02,880 Don't they have jobs? 131 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,414 It isn't that much money. 132 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,320 Call three people, ask them for 100 each. 133 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:07,440 100 is nothing. 134 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:12,400 305 years, that's, that's $60 a year. 135 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:17,920 Five birthdays, five Christmas presents, that's, that's 40. 136 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,694 That's $30 a year, Chris. 137 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,840 30 fucking dollars a year. It's nothing. 138 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,280 You owe it to me. 139 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,680 Call your friends. Get me three. 140 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,000 Get me 100. What about that? 141 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:35,280 20 lousy bucks for every year I didn't hear from you? 142 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,840 You were out here twice. 143 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:38,454 Everyone saw you but me. 144 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,640 You know what a fucking asshole I look like? 145 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,400 You're such an asshole. 146 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:46,920 Can you call some people? 147 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:52,920 Can't we just have a cup of coffee and sit down and talk and stuff? 148 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:56,040 No. There's a guy gonna be here in an hour. 149 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,080 Not even that. I owe him money and I've gotta have it. 150 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,800 503. Really? 151 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,000 Can't you just go out? 152 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,334 Yeah, but he can't stay out. Grow up. 153 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,080 Okay, Noel, I don't have it. 154 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,600 Sorry, but I don't. 155 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,400 Put your hands up. 156 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:17,000 If I find more than 50 bucks on you, I keep it. 157 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:17,480 Deal. 158 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,134 Come. No, no. 159 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,654 Come on. You're not going to frisk me. 160 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,094 What do you care if you're telling the truth? 161 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,320 Hey, stop it. Ah, it's not nice to call you a brother. 162 00:09:25,386 --> 00:09:26,334 I, I. Oh, my God. 163 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,180 Please. 164 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,400 Oh, that's just fucking mean. Noel. 165 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,560 Noel, Terry calling for Angelo. 166 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:46,400 And if you get this message in the next half hour, 20 minutes. 167 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,240 Fuck it, man. There's no time. 168 00:09:49,306 --> 00:09:50,540 Never mind. Never mind. 169 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,760 Then. What the fuck is this guy gonna do? 170 00:09:54,826 --> 00:09:58,000 I mean, is he gonna kill you? Can't he.